That’s the worst way to miss somebody. When they’re right beside you and you miss them anyway.
– Pittacus Lore (via onlinecounsellingcollege) Via COUNSELLING BLOGToday, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
hold me manatee. hold me tight and never let go
Aw, I love Calming Manatee.
I don’t know what a manatee voice would sound like, but it is something fiercely similar to Morgan Freeman
I WANT TO PRINT THESE ALL OUT AND HANG THEM UP ON MY WALL SO I CAN STARE AT THEM ALL DAY YES
new favorite thing ever
Oh… I feel somewhat better now <3
Via Smile, you never know whos falling in love with it
There is no beauty without some strangeness.
– Edgar Allan Poe (via chadabramovich) Via BELLA BELTANE
Anxiety uses imagination to picture something you don’t want. Vision uses imagination to picture something you DO want. Either way, you tend to get what you focus on. Imagine a future where you shine, others thrive, and the light of hope shines brighter in the world. If you can see it, you can be it.
– Ian Lawton (via venuschild) Via Darling, just be...Here, have my favorite poem as read by Tom Hiddleston. :D
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
Time to update my vocabulary.
I think I will be using swanky on a regular basis now.
A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
I think we all know what ship I’m thinking of.
*cough Molliarty cough*
